There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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