who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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