the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
i out mim tonsoeep
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