He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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