Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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