Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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