Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
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