I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I need to calm my uterus...
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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