Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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