She is in my trunk
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
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