You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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