I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
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