I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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