So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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