hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
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