Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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