This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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