dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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