Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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