Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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