He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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