Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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