is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
My balls are so social today.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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