plz talk dirty to me
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I just want nice things and good sex
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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