I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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