Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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