Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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