i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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