i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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