last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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