I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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