fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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