I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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