doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
