Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
It's just like the Real World with babies
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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