**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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