i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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