I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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