do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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