Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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