I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Randomize
