I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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