No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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