idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
i wish my penis had a tongue
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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