I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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