Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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