Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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