Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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