i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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