Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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