So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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