she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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