do herpes really smell.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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