How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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