tell your sister to shave her snatch
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Randomize