No, drunk sperm still make babies.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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