Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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