Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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