brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
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